Thursday, November 16, 2017


lie down. relax. youre going to fall asleep

please fall asleep
im telling you to fall asleep
im telling you to relax you shoulders, you front, your back..etc etc
relaaaax
you have exactly seven hours to do your beautysleep
not that youre even gonna look beautiful with
huge nose and moustache -  and yer a girl.....
your eyes feel very heavy
your eyes feel very heavy
your body is relaxing
breath deeply. in and out.
do not think about the meeting with your new boss in the morning
youre leaving your last job
cause you had a few too many drinks at your summer party
and went all bridget jones on your boss and sucked his dickj
you havent seen bridget jones?
you silly cow, go rent a movie, its fuckin good
yes it was me who bragged about seeing hugh grant on a corner of a street
yes
on a street, in real life
yes he was looking exactly the same in real life than in the movies
yes i have seen him three times
yes i know you jealous
yes he was in bridget jones!!!
- no no, dont read a book, it takes too fuckin long!
you need to concentrate on your new job
how to serve tea to your new boss
how many spoonfuls or sugar
milk or no milk
and try not to suck anybodys dick at your workplace, please
youre falling asleep
youre falling asleep
your whole body is relaxing
you have 6 and half hours cto sleep before you jobinterview
close your eyes and stop wondering
how to convince your neighbour
that it was HIS dog making a poo in his garden, in a middle of a flowerbed
you know very well it wasnt their dog
it was your cat Minnie
yes, you do have a cat
no you do not need to feed her right now
well, you probably wud but lets not think of it right now
your eyes are feeling very heavy
your eyes are feeling very heavy
your shoulders are relaxed
do not think about the blowse you need to iron in the morning
yes that yellow blowse
yes, the pink one looked better, yes i know
but that one got ripped into two pieces at that summerpatry, remember....
please fall asleep
im telling you to fall asleep
you have only six hours now to do your beautysleep
not that youre ever gonna look beautiful with that awful nose and those tiny tits
oh...youre asleep. i shut a fuck up then




Saturday, November 4, 2017

Bitch please! - fuckin russian prostitute
Why youre lieing on a street of soho
I have a baby on board!
Bitch please!
Oh you say youre not a prostitute
Youre a liar! - youre all prostitutes!
you came to this country to suck british dicks!

Fuckin russian prostitute - go away
go away from MY country!
We have Brexit now!
Bitch please!

WE - british women - have to suck British dicks! -
miss theresa may said so!
British dicks are standing up high for us, british women
Bitch please!
cant you see - I have a baby on board!1
are u blind or what
a beatiful british baby girl whos gonna grow up
and one day
will need to suck some beautiful british dicks!
why do you interffer
- Bitch please!!!
Get a grip!
My baby comes from a proper britich dick!
Bitch please!

Just look at my baby girl!
Proper baby from a proper british dick!
Bitch please!

(Oh, youre not russian - youre latvian - whats a difference anyway
Bitch please!
I know what Nigel Farage said - i remember the headlines of the newspaper
Would you like to live next door to a latvian? -
And no, i wouldnt!)

bitch please
lieing here on the street of soho
blocking traffic
when i have a baby on bord
a great british soho that is meant for an enjoyment for us
british sluts

work it
turn to the left
work it
turn to the right
work it
board to the plane
work it
bye bye bitch!





RATS around my house
RATS running in front of my
front door when i come home
their little holes where they come in and out
next to my front door...
RATS RATS RATS FCUKIN EVERYWHERE
rats running on the street
when im having coffee
on my balcony
trying to enjoy the sun
rats rats rats
hiding under the cars in front of my house
fcukin everywhere
RATS
old bitches bringing bread for doves
rats stealing all of it
rats living in a big flower bed
RATS EVERYWHERE
FCUKIN RATS

Friday, July 28, 2017

book your flight to Gotham City omggg - to Gotham City! book your flight and go where girls are pretty mums are witty and toilets are not shitty book you flight to Gotham City with Asian Airlines says the commercial at BBC 7 is it an April fools' day joke - man! how do they take me to Gotham City book your flight to Gotham City book your flight where skyscrapers are the tallest automobiles are the coolest short guys can be the ballers take a ride with mr.Batman get away from mr.Scatman book your flight with Asian Airlines says a babe with pink blowse in BBC commertial - wow, wait - - how could it be - with ASIAN airlines??? That does NOT make any sense wots so ever! wasnt Gotham City in America or did MISTER. Bruce turn into a chinese dude now - - -UH? played by Bruce Lee wtf man! book your flight to Gotham City go relish the city where old ladies are pretty prettier than your old granny all the guys look so damn dandy paus, naerataaaa i wanna book my flight to Gotham City wanna see that city oh so pretty shake a hand with badass Batman maybe meet his stunning Catwoman have a blast in Gotham City riding with da Batmobile Have a laugh with mr. Joker - oh I'll be so cool in Gotham City in the city where alllllll is pretty FUCKIN THANK YOU Asian Airlines i will book my flight today!
Annabel Olgo võttis sinu sõbrakutse vastu.

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terribly scared suits terribly scared suits worn by the modern superheros (- well who wouldnt be scared) superman and batman blown away when they see themselves wearing the spiderman suit crossing the street in front of the dungeon where Godzilla lives his massive dungeon palace. beautiful men in tights superman and batman or maybe even in bikinis batman doesnt wanna be superman!!! he would hate to be robin as well but well he'd rather be robin! Well. tiny little robin on a rooth tweet tweet tweet tweeet nesting with fat pigeons wearing mr Garrison's suit - you know the green one oh that little robin mr Garrison balls turned inside out waiting for his first menstruation talking to a stick but not getting anyyy ahhh little robin! why do you have to imagine you are mr Garrison you've got really nothing incommon except green and having to watch superman and batman hand in hand shearing their love under the sun but oh crap - no sun is shining!!! - only mars! a bit nutty. that mars. a crazy man. or a woman.... showing his big boobies wearing the huge marsy push - up bra but mars doesnt want a push up bra! no! mars wants to wear a superscared pink suit as well! why doesnt he get to wear a superscared pink suit! or bikinis! and robin tweeting on his shoulder while they're taking a bath! or a bäääth! or a bath! or a bäth! mars wants to be a superhero as well! õu jeeeee mars well dear mars - dream the fuck on! who cares youre only a candybar
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