Thursday, November 16, 2017


lie down. relax. youre going to fall asleep

please fall asleep
im telling you to fall asleep
im telling you to relax you shoulders, you front, your back..etc etc
relaaaax
you have exactly seven hours to do your beautysleep
not that youre even gonna look beautiful with
huge nose and moustache -  and yer a girl.....
your eyes feel very heavy
your eyes feel very heavy
your body is relaxing
breath deeply. in and out.
do not think about the meeting with your new boss in the morning
youre leaving your last job
cause you had a few too many drinks at your summer party
and went all bridget jones on your boss and sucked his dickj
you havent seen bridget jones?
you silly cow, go rent a movie, its fuckin good
yes it was me who bragged about seeing hugh grant on a corner of a street
yes
on a street, in real life
yes he was looking exactly the same in real life than in the movies
yes i have seen him three times
yes i know you jealous
yes he was in bridget jones!!!
- no no, dont read a book, it takes too fuckin long!
you need to concentrate on your new job
how to serve tea to your new boss
how many spoonfuls or sugar
milk or no milk
and try not to suck anybodys dick at your workplace, please
youre falling asleep
youre falling asleep
your whole body is relaxing
you have 6 and half hours cto sleep before you jobinterview
close your eyes and stop wondering
how to convince your neighbour
that it was HIS dog making a poo in his garden, in a middle of a flowerbed
you know very well it wasnt their dog
it was your cat Minnie
yes, you do have a cat
no you do not need to feed her right now
well, you probably wud but lets not think of it right now
your eyes are feeling very heavy
your eyes are feeling very heavy
your shoulders are relaxed
do not think about the blowse you need to iron in the morning
yes that yellow blowse
yes, the pink one looked better, yes i know
but that one got ripped into two pieces at that summerpatry, remember....
please fall asleep
im telling you to fall asleep
you have only six hours now to do your beautysleep
not that youre ever gonna look beautiful with that awful nose and those tiny tits
oh...youre asleep. i shut a fuck up then




Saturday, November 4, 2017

Bitch please! - fuckin russian prostitute
Why youre lieing on a street of soho
I have a baby on board!
Bitch please!
Oh you say youre not a prostitute
Youre a liar! - youre all prostitutes!
you came to this country to suck british dicks!

Fuckin russian prostitute - go away
go away from MY country!
We have Brexit now!
Bitch please!

WE - british women - have to suck British dicks! -
miss theresa may said so!
British dicks are standing up high for us, british women
Bitch please!
cant you see - I have a baby on board!1
are u blind or what
a beatiful british baby girl whos gonna grow up
and one day
will need to suck some beautiful british dicks!
why do you interffer
- Bitch please!!!
Get a grip!
My baby comes from a proper britich dick!
Bitch please!

Just look at my baby girl!
Proper baby from a proper british dick!
Bitch please!

(Oh, youre not russian - youre latvian - whats a difference anyway
Bitch please!
I know what Nigel Farage said - i remember the headlines of the newspaper
Would you like to live next door to a latvian? -
And no, i wouldnt!)

bitch please
lieing here on the street of soho
blocking traffic
when i have a baby on bord
a great british soho that is meant for an enjoyment for us
british sluts

work it
turn to the left
work it
turn to the right
work it
board to the plane
work it
bye bye bitch!





RATS around my house
RATS running in front of my
front door when i come home
their little holes where they come in and out
next to my front door...
RATS RATS RATS FCUKIN EVERYWHERE
rats running on the street
when im having coffee
on my balcony
trying to enjoy the sun
rats rats rats
hiding under the cars in front of my house
fcukin everywhere
RATS
old bitches bringing bread for doves
rats stealing all of it
rats living in a big flower bed
RATS EVERYWHERE
FCUKIN RATS