lie down. relax. youre going to fall asleep

please fall asleep
im telling you to fall asleep
im telling you to relax you shoulders, you front, your back..etc etc
relaaaax
you have exactly seven hours to do your beautysleep
not that youre even gonna look beautiful with
huge nose and moustache -  and yer a girl.....

your eyes feel very heavy
your eyes feel very heavy
your body is relaxing
breath deeply. in and out.

do not think about the meeting with your new boss in the morning
youre leaving your last job
cause you had a few too many drinks at your summer party
and went all bridget jones on your boss and sucked his dickj

you havent seen bridget jones?
you silly cow, go rent a movie, its fuckin good
yes it was me who bragged about seeing hugh grant on a corner of a street
yes
on a street, in real life
yes he was looking exactly the same in real life than in the movies
yes i have seen him three times
yes i know you jealous
yes he was in bridget jones!!!
- no no, dont read a book, it takes too fuckin long!
you need to concentrate on your new job
how to serve tea to your new boss
how many spoonfuls or sugar
milk or no milk
and try not to suck anybodys dick at your workplace, please

youre falling asleep
youre falling asleep
your whole body is relaxing
you have 6 and half hours cto sleep before you jobinterview
close your eyes and stop wondering
how to convince your neighbour
that it was HIS dog making a poo in his garden, in a middle of a flowerbed
you know very well it wasnt their dog
it was your cat Minnie

yes, you do have a cat

no you do not need to feed her right now
well, you probably wud but lets not think of it right now

your eyes are feeling very heavy
your eyes are feeling very heavy
your shoulders are relaxed
do not think about the blowse you need to iron in the morning
yes that yellow blowse
yes, the pink one looked better, yes i know
but that one got ripped into two pieces at that summerpatry, remember....

please fall asleep
im telling you to fall asleep
you have only six hours now to do your beautysleep
not that youre ever gonna look beautiful with that awful nose and those tiny tits

oh...youre asleep. i shut a fuck up then

Vasta

Edasta